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Hey Welcome. So You found Me. I don't Have what You want Here. profile, entries, tagboard and links .	Friday, October 31, 2008, Friday, October 31, 2008 I'm thinking... It sets Me thinking... Just how credible is a cup of coffee in making You awake, perhaps the whole day without any sleep. The Aroma? The flavour? Or, maybe just what goes into it? Caffeine, as we all know, is the prime "suspect". Coffee contains a certain percentage of caffeine. But how come something so simple as that could be so powerful? Well, maybe it's just the power of psychology. When You consume coffee, You tell Your mind that You have taken caffeine and that sleepiness won't hunt You anymore. So Your body is not tired. Hmm... sounds complicated. However, too much would harm the body. Coffee has existed for centuries. When it was first discovered, it was mainly used for medication purposes ,but after 16th century it became world wide phenomenon. It's so famous that, it was consider as a precious gem. Or in other words, growing coffee beans during that time, was like growing Diamond in Your backyard! Conspiracy makes the world go round. People smuggled coffee beans from one country to another. Countries even engaged in war, just to get their hands on that once known as Diamond. There were so much killing over it. People die over it. I guess I shall stop giving History lesson about it. Hahah. For Me, I'm not a big fan of coffee. Well, it really helps Me to stay awake at the wee hours ,but I always have to visit the toilet more often! Yah, no wonder I could stay awake. Hmm... maybe once I have mastered the Art of Controlling One's Bladder, maybe I would want to drink it more often. Coffee would be a good choice to kick start Your day, but since You know a little detail about its Dark History, do remember it when You turn to Mr Once Known as Diamond for Your late night. Oh Yah, Vina WAKE UP! "So when are you leaving for Aussie?" Wednesday, October 29, 2008, Wednesday, October 29, 2008 Wake Up! Well, I'm not in the best mood if You want to hurl your abuses. However, if that makes You feel better, than I'm more than happy to hear it, my dear sweet friend. But before that, can I do my Math first? And Please, WAKE UP! Don't hate Me for that, cause I'm just too weak to stop it. Oh Yah, there's a Charity Drive this Sunday! *"No I don't. It's just that You think too highly of Yourself!"* , Wednesday, October 29, 2008 Taken aback. Life is unpredictable. Death, itself is unavoidable. So Mister, please be nice to Me, for I have done a lot of mistakes. But if I really have no choice, then I will gladly surrender. Don't forget, there are a hundred million reasons for my actions and inactions. *"Oh come on, like I'll be so glad when You'll be smiling at Me"* Tuesday, October 28, 2008, Tuesday, October 28, 2008 The List Adds on... Hey! Well, I'm still alive.(For now) Is that good or what? Everything in the house is still intact and in good condition. My mom kept calling and checking on Me at every alternate hours. Not that she was worried about Me, just that she feared something bad would happen to the house. So yah, She is more worried about the house, rather than her son! Now I'm hurt sia. Hahah. Just kidding... On a not so brighter note... I think the list 'I-really-want-to-kill-Iszwan' keep goes on! There was a misunderstanding between Me and Hernani, I guess. That's cool. Thank You for the criticism. Well, that just shows how stupid I am. Right? There's no denying my idiocy. I'm not being sarcastic. Just being positive, that's all. I bet She thinks I'm a Jerk and freaking lunatic. And again, I'm sorry. I will disappear... On the other hand, the main reason that I was able to survive without My parents around was that, I spent my weekend with my cousins. It was Kak Liyana's birthday! Mak Nah placed a reservation at Hjh Maimonah restaurant. And yah, Hjh Maimonah has nothing to do with Siti Fatimah! . Mak Nah asked Me to bring a few friends along, buat lebih meriah lah. So I called everyone who came into my mind. Needless to say, everyone was busy! Iman is getting a job siah! Nelson already got one. Nelson keeps telling Me that, he's not going to do well! What siah, don't scare Me laa. Like KH's nick... 'Enjoy Now, Cry later'. Okay, thats not helping! So yah, I've done Physic TYS! But, there's a little (just tiny-winnie) problem. The TYS doesn't come with an answer booklet! So I really don't know (What the fcuk!) the section B answers. Lets just say, I follow my Damn instinct, or is it stupidity? . Anw, Thank You Vina for reminding Me, at how stupid I am. So nice of You. I guess I'll take my leave for now ,and shall remain clueless of the answer to my Physic TYS. And again, I'm sorry for the awkwardness and misunderstanding. So Vina, do You have anything to talk/complain/argue/scold/bitch about? SEEE! I'm such a good friend! LOL *"stop apologising to me. it's irritating and sickening."* Saturday, October 25, 2008, Saturday, October 25, 2008 Hello! I'm home-alone right now. My parents are in Malacca! Is that cool or what? Well, I'm not really alone. There's my brother ,but he's always not around anyway. So You can say I'm practically alone here; left to rot. Mak Nah asked Me to sleep over at her house, but I didn't want to trouble her. It was nice of her. Anw, I can manage myself. I remember the last time I was left alone, I nearly create a reservoir out of my kitchen! Yah, I murdered the washing machine! Hahah. Apparently, my mom only gave me $10 to last for the next 48hours. This time, I'm not allowed to cook or wash my clothes. (because they fear, I'm gonna messed the kitchen again! WTH!) Sigh. I wonder how I'm gonna live my life in the next 48hours. It's the holiday isn't it? Well, for Me not! I still haven't finished my TYS. I already promised Mrs Tan (my beloved POA teacher) that I'm gonna get a distinction for her. Sigh. I promised 4 teachers that I'm gonna get them a distinction. Hmm... except for one, Mr Justin. I know, even how much effort I put in English, a distinction is like a fairy tale. Crap, now I feel bad. I guess that's for now. I wonder, if I can survive the next 48hours without my MAMA around? (= "Remember, switch off all the appliances when You go out!" Tuesday, October 21, 2008, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 I killed My wife! WOAH! Today was English Paper! I really had a hard time doing My paper 1. My hands were shaking through out the paper. Okay, Shut Up! Don't laugh! I got to admit, my tables were shaking. Don't get Me wrong, there wasn't any earthquakes. Just that, My hands refused to stop shaking! The female candidate who was sitting in front of Me, was laughing at Me! Nevermine, it's okay. As long as it bring joy to others, I'm okay with it. Thankfully, amidst that complication, I managed to finish the paper. I finished My Compo right on the dot. Phew . It's not totally crazy lah, it's called daring! No... I take back my word. It's called Stupid! Okay, overall I wasted 9 foolscap-papers, writing junks! Other candidates took at most 6 foolscap-papers while I, N-I-N-E! Samuel was in disbelieved when I asked for three additional paper. And not to forger, the invigilator was in disbelieved too! I could see from her face (the invigilator was a lady). She looked at Me very unconvincing, as though I was the only one asking for extra papers. Totally not cool. Now, there's a buggy feeling. Did I write enough? Did I go out of point? Will the marker be impressed with my junk? I chose the title "Greed". I wrote an account about my huge loses in the market that resulted in Me losing everything and including my wife. Yah, I had a wife! So let skip all the rubbish and go to the ending... I killed My wife! L1R5... I have a feeling I'm gonna messed my prelim record! Not cool. I take my leave now and continue to remain disappear... "Anyone still holding on to the answer script?" Monday, October 20, 2008, Monday, October 20, 2008 I'm out of Brain cell! I just killed My brain cells! OMG! I just killed my brain cells. Now what's left in my head is absolute rubbish! Wait. Did I just take My Chemistry Written Examination? Oh Yah... I just did. But it felt really really odd. How did I do this time? Wow, that was the first question shot at Me ,when I leaved my lazy big Bum off the chair. Hmm... I really don't know. I seem lost for a while just now. For now, I'm feeling a bit calmer. Everyone is feeling the pressure. Now It's getting into Me too. Jun Guang visited the toilet twice in less than an hour! I wonder what did He eat the day before. Hahah. This post shall be a fast and furious one. I'll continue to remain disappear... "You may start the paper now..." Saturday, October 18, 2008, Saturday, October 18, 2008 Take one step at a time / There goes My Baby-Brother! HEY Beautiful People! So yah, I've deleted the recent last post. It sounded very Sad and Emo! Not so Iszwan! I cannot get all emotional now. There are many things that I can do other than getting moody ,and just pouring my sorrows into this pathetic blog of mine would not improve the current situation So yah, I've to be positive. Even though, I know I gonna get a Big Fat F for my Practical Exam! How bad can things be? Okay here I am, being ultimately denial! I just realised something. I actually got this wicked obsession! I guess that's what been bugging Me lately. I just had a chat/flirt with a certain someone. lol. Don't worry, I'm not having any scandalous relationship. Hahah. This obsession is really getting into Me and tormenting My emotions. Okay, I'm exaggerating yet, again. Okay, confirm after this, Vina gonna accuse Me of watching some cheap pornographic videos of Tom and Jerry! lol. Eh, I don't need this in My life to satisfy my needs lah. So Yah, today is indeed a very special day! It's My Mom's birthday! Yahoo...My mom is being extra nice to everyone! That means, no nagging for today! Yah, only for today. My Mom looks unglam siah! My Mom officially turns 49 today! Wait, that's not cool! That means I cannot have a little brother! SEDIH! I always wanted to have a younger brother. Atleast if I'm bored, I can play Play-Do with him. Well, I can kiss My ridiculous dream goodbye! I shall go now. Maybe I should disappear too. For My own good! "I'm going now, will anyone be missing Me?" Friday, October 17, 2008, Friday, October 17, 2008 Really Feel like crying... Really not in the best mood right now. OMG. I really want to cry right now. At this rate, I can kiss My Goal goodbye! I think I really messed my Practical Paper. Damn. What happened to all those practices? I wonder, what have I been doing all along. My Measurements looked unconvincing and my graph was awful. Everything about the practical was... Totally underestimated the paper. Surprisingly, most people said It was easy! Maybe it's just Me. The questions were clear cut and not complex. Displacement?? I never thought about that. Maybe that showed I'm just plain stupid. To add to that misery, I broke another test-tube. That makes it 5 test tubes in barely two months. I wonder, if the invigilator made a report about Me. I may risk losing some precious marks. Now it's 1.am in the morning. I don't know whether I should continue study chemistry till sunrise. I already promise Miss Lim, I'll get her a Distinction. Sigh. Vina, please stop spamming my innocent tagboard. I really not in the mood for playtime. As Your wishes, I'll do what You want Me to do. But not now ): Goodnight. "Okay Candidates, it's already 1:37pm. Please put down Your Pen..." Tuesday, October 14, 2008, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 It's Bird? It's Plane?? Nahhh... It's Iszwan laa. lol Hello! Like I had predicted, the situation I'm in right now is... Serious speaking, I'm feeling more fidgety and restless as each passing hour. I know I don't have much time left. Time is pressing on Me. I guess I just have to salvage what I could. Yes, I'm on a shipwreck! ITSB, has finally bear some fruit of success ,or maybe just My imagination. I have been taking a lot of coffee lately. Hmm... I don't know whether that would be good in the long run. But It's enough for Me to say that, I'm studying. Yes, trying real hard not to get distracted by anything insignificant. Last Saturday, I had a pleasant time with my Primary school mates. It was sad, that everyone wasn't present but, I truly had a great time! Thank You Iffah, for the generous invitation. My Goodness, She changed a lot ,and YAH She's ubberly HOT! But, sadly, she's taken. Hahah. I still could remember, she was taller than Me! But now, it's a different story. SEE! I'm the Tallest of them All! YEA! (= So yah... Science Practical is like less than 48hours from now. I can't do much for that. Except for, memorising the beautiful concept of Acid Base & Salt and the steps! Not forgeting, Physic is equally important. Huda, macam mana nak practise Science Practical siol?? Rumah aku mana ada lab! Hahaha. I guess I shall stop now. Eh Louis, my Late-Grandmother used to tell Me, "Nothing is Impossible." LOL. The King wants how many Distinction huh? 4? 5? LOL! Nothing is Impossible lah! I shall Get Mrs Tan her Distinction too! I'm Sad because I didn't keep my promise to Vina ): SORRY! But next time? less than 2days left... " Now You have 5 people to worry about!" Thursday, October 9, 2008, Thursday, October 09, 2008 Lets get Panic together! FCUK! My intuition tells Me that I'm sooo gonna be dead! I just saw my O timetable! Baik lah Iszwan, now then You see your timetable huh! And I'm not proud to say this... I'm actually starting to get panic! Wait. How come I still have the luxury to blog? Okay, I'm so gonna be panic-stricken after this post. My world will start to crumble and I will lose every thing that holds me dearly. Fear will start to grow deeply ,and then manifest into every living cell. Like a virus, annihilating my immune system, slowly killing Me till my last breath. Okay, I'm exaggerating! Someone please kick my Ass left-right-centre! I think Violence will "somehow" motivates Me to sit down and focus 101%. I started my day very early ( at 8am siah!) and I spent the next 4 hours reading the newspaper! WTF! Hahah. At first, I wanted to kickstart ITSB (lame name!) and finish my Chemistry TYS (since I didn't finish it yesterday, because some idiots invited Me to the MacDonald at the Wee hours! And Sadly, I went.) but again, this morning I succumbed to my idiocy. Somehow, I was seduced into the News World. Where reading about this cruel&chaotic world and it's people getting cheated ,and countries raging by economic downfall a more interesting thing to do than reading and memorising Chemistry concepts which I ought to be doing. Okay, Someone please kick My ass Left-right-centre! Hmm...suddenly I feel like eating MacDonald Chocolate Sundae. WTF! ISZWAN GET YOURSELF TOGETHER LAH!!!! No more crapping... I shall go now! A long hiatus awaits Me! A freaking 7DAYS left... Maybe I should focus 100% on Development. Tourism looks very ominous! Lets not talk about Environment shall We? *"Elements in the same Group have similar properties"* Wednesday, October 8, 2008, Wednesday, October 08, 2008 KICK His Ass wide open! HELLO WORLD and it's beautiful people! Today is the third day of my so-called study break. Or maybe we should say - Iszwan's stay-at-home-race-against-Time-Study-Break-so-that-he-won't-flunk-his-O-big time! Or in short, it's called ITSB! Hahah. Well, it wasn't much of a fiasco I can say ,but only one thing that I failed to do. That was failing to stay at home! How Ironic! FCUK! I spent half of my day playing soccer and lepak-ing at the park (near my house!) with my friends, playing the guitar and creating a fool out of ourselves! WTF! WAIT! Hold on to your horses! AMAZINGLY I managed to finish a "couple" of TYS papers. CLAP YOUR HAND! So I guess today wasn't such a BIG fiasco like yesterday. Okay, from now on, I better get myself together. I bet all the "others" have finished dozens of TYS papers. I guess that's it! Someone please kick my ass left-right-centre so that I will study even harder! 8days left... " Wah...You kicked like Maknoh! So who's Maknoh by the way? " Tuesday, October 7, 2008, Tuesday, October 07, 2008 I borrow Your Girlfriend one day huh! Hello World! Yes Yes Yes... I'm having study-break! If my mechanical clock is working finely, We are just ( a freaking!) 8 days left to O! I don't even know if I'm fully ready for it! CRAP! Now is really time to pull your socks high up people! For a start, my biological clock is really messed! Well, most of my O papers are on the afternoon and by right, I should at least have the stamina to finish my papers at this point of time. But I'm (effingly) struggling to do so! Thank God it's a practice paper. If not, I really SUCK BIG TIME! I really need to get my biological clock to fine tune. Actual fact, I was sleepy on the bright sunny afternoon. I guess all the evening naps during the Ramadan have taken a toll on my body. Maybe coffee will help? Okay, on a (ubberly) funnier and lighter note (hahah)...something comical happened yesterday. It's funny siah! Eh, KH sorry lah, I borrowed Your Girlfriend one day! Hahahahaha Btw, We had a great time at the beach. Okay lah, I shall return Your Girlfriend ! Hahaha. And don't forget to call Her everynight before You go to sleep huh! I shall go now and really start revising on Molar concept! CAI~ 9days left... "We're at the beach playing kite!" Friday, October 3, 2008, Friday, October 03, 2008 Salam Aidilfitri SEMUA! Hello World! Selamat Hari Raya! I really had a blast! (How You like that for a start!) Maybe it wasn't as Lively as last year,but oh well I had a great time with my dear cousins. Though deep inside, it felt very empty, first time celebrating without any Grandparents. Surprisingly I'm very content right now or rather to say, I'm very ecstatic! You know what? I'm about to have more nieces or nephews soon! Yes it's in Plural. Three of my cousins whom two are newlyweds are having a child. And one of them is actually having twins! I guess Raya next year gonna be a sweeter one. I hope! Apart from that, a cousin of mine who has been a bachelor for a-freaking-long-time, finally found a soulmate. He is such a workaholic that he don't even have the luxury to mingle around and date girls! Finally, he found The One to live with for the rest of his life. Hmm... I wonder if I would be like him in the future? So busy that I don't even have time for Love. Hahah. My mom is Hot! Hahah. She's wearing a white coral Kebaya! I guess I ate and drank a lot. All the houses that I went all served Ketupat and Rendang! Yes! Every Single one of them! But I like Mak Nah's cooking the most! HEHE But My mom's cook is still the BEST! Not lieing. But Hari Raya is not just about the kuihs and the traditional costumes! It's more than that! It's time for Family and Friends to unite together and bond. And it's time for forgiveness. Apologising and forgiving our loved ones with the utmost sincerity. Nobody is flawless. Even Iszwan sucks at a lot of things! He can't even eat his Ketupat without dirtying his Baju Kurung. Hence, I would like to take this time to apologise for all the mistakes and hurt I have caused, be it physically or emotionally. (= And Vina, your father doesn't own the school! My father do! HAHAHAHA Okay, My cousin is online, I shall bug her for the group photos we took! 13 days left... "Okay, everyone please settle down, I've something to say. Ayu is..."		My Introduction You know Me when You know Me. My Name is Iszwan. Iszwan is My Name. I like Honey Stars. I go mad over it. And, before I go to sleep, I eat an apple. I love to Dream & I Dream to Love. "It's not whether We can, It's whether We want to." It's cliche. I live with it.		partnersincrime MULTIPLY Friendster Azmira Suriani N.Jannah N.Huda BoonWee Jon Shuyu Aryani Josephine Serenade Diana! Desiree! Nirah Vina Aisha Raymond Elaine Jewellcy JiaXuan! Weilson! Hafiz Winner! MaoQuan Weikai Yvonne Xavier Iszwan Jaini Create Your Badge backtoyesterday + Hey. I'm a little bit hush here. 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