Joke of the month.

I'm gonna tell You a joke.
Keep it to yourself.
If you find it not humorous.
Then I don't know what to say.

Once upon a time, there live a boy. He went to the gym.
He'd been eating a lot lately. And he's just 2kg short of hitting his target.
Which was 60kg. So he has been hitting the gym almost everyday.
Yes, everyday.

On that very day, the gym that he used to go to bought a new set of weighing machines.
They were bulky and sophisticated. It was Love at first sight.
So he tried on it.
First he tried 1kg.
Then he kept increasing the weight till 5kg.
It was easy.
So he thought why not double it to 10kg?
So he carried a weight of 10kg.
It wasn't tough.
So he thought again, why not triple it?
Again, he tried lifting the weight with 30kg this time.
At first, he could carry it.
It was heavy indeed, but he managed to raise it high enough.
He suspended the weight in the air for about 10 seconds.
Finally after 10 seconds, he slowly lower the weight and the lever.

Suddenly he heard a sound.
It was freaky.
It sounded like someone had teared a stack of paper at the speed of light.
He was tired, so he thought nothing of it. He went home.
After he washed up and had dinner, he went straight to bed.
He tried to sleep, but he couldn't.
It was only 10pm to start with.
So he read the newspaper, hoping that it would make him sleepy.
When he read the first article, his left chest felt so heavy.
It's like something was pulling his chest.
He also had difficulty in breathing.
So he asked his father who were busy watching ManUnited vs Chelsea. to give him a massage.
He always enjoy the massage from his father but for once, he shouted like a sissy when his father gave him a light rub.
His body turned stiff. He had difficulty in breathing.
His mom suggested to seek medical help ,but he was stubborn like an ox.
And quickly they changed and headed to the nearest hospital.
He had to wait a fugging 1 hour before he could see the doctor.
The pain had intensify by then.
He met a lot of people who like to wear baggy clothes and face masks.
And he finally met Miss X-ray.
She was cute.
After some romantic time with Miss X-ray, he had to go back to see the doctor.
And then came the bad news.
Torn Muscle tissue.
Surgery is a possibility.




" What happen ah? "