Hello 2010

Jiaxuannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
I have moved!
I have long long moved to wordpress already.
It's nicer over there.
They have cute interface.

To be honest, I haven't moved on.
Really.
The reasons and emotions all came back.
Sigh.
But whatever, 2009 had been an Awesome Year.

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" I love NPOB "

Hey.

I'm a little bit hush here.
I only have 11 free days for my Semester Holiday.
Back to Back Camps.
Book Me faster.
I'm excited about my first camp as GL.
I'm tired as in super tired. (whole body cramps hor)
I'm tinkering.


I thought maybe a change would be nice.

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The Mind is tired.

All The mind wants now, is just a Peace of mind.

Happy Birthday V.

For You have been a great friend.
You were my greatest friend, Girlfriend, Enemy and Lover (okay I lie about the first part)
I know it's hard to maintain this long distance relationship.
Happy Birthday.

I was right about today.

Iron man Iszwan had lost a great battle.
He wants to dig a big big hole (6 feet deep) to hide inside.
For he has failed to live up to his expectation.
Sorry if You're dissapointed.

Sinking Goal.

Today is not the day I want.
Totally not my day.
Enlighten Me.
For tmr will be even worse.
I am a bit Fragile.


" no need to tread water. "

Back To Square One.

Wah lao eh.
Now I'm getting more depressed.
This is sucks man.
I wasted 4 days already.
I'm bloody lucky that I've the luxury of Time.

I will get fat once more.
So much for GNC huh.

147

The Auntie ran faster than Me sia.
Nevermine, I'm a gentleman.
Ladies first.

And I finally sneezed after a very long time.
And it felt soooo %*&^#
I'm much better now.
As in, I don't shout like a sissy no more.

Porridge.

So much for gaining weight.
I got skinny once more.
I got fat for nothing.
This is unfair man.

Joke of the month.

I'm gonna tell You a joke.
Keep it to yourself.
If you find it not humorous.
Then I don't know what to say.

Once upon a time, there live a boy. He went to the gym.
He'd been eating a lot lately. And he's just 2kg short of hitting his target.
Which was 60kg. So he has been hitting the gym almost everyday.
Yes, everyday.

On that very day, the gym that he used to go to bought a new set of weighing machines.
They were bulky and sophisticated. It was Love at first sight.
So he tried on it.
First he tried 1kg.
Then he kept increasing the weight till 5kg.
It was easy.
So he thought why not double it to 10kg?
So he carried a weight of 10kg.
It wasn't tough.
So he thought again, why not triple it?
Again, he tried lifting the weight with 30kg this time.
At first, he could carry it.
It was heavy indeed, but he managed to raise it high enough.
He suspended the weight in the air for about 10 seconds.
Finally after 10 seconds, he slowly lower the weight and the lever.

Suddenly he heard a sound.
It was freaky.
It sounded like someone had teared a stack of paper at the speed of light.
He was tired, so he thought nothing of it. He went home.
After he washed up and had dinner, he went straight to bed.
He tried to sleep, but he couldn't.
It was only 10pm to start with.
So he read the newspaper, hoping that it would make him sleepy.
When he read the first article, his left chest felt so heavy.
It's like something was pulling his chest.
He also had difficulty in breathing.
So he asked his father who were busy watching ManUnited vs Chelsea. to give him a massage.
He always enjoy the massage from his father but for once, he shouted like a sissy when his father gave him a light rub.
His body turned stiff. He had difficulty in breathing.
His mom suggested to seek medical help ,but he was stubborn like an ox.
And quickly they changed and headed to the nearest hospital.
He had to wait a fugging 1 hour before he could see the doctor.
The pain had intensify by then.
He met a lot of people who like to wear baggy clothes and face masks.
And he finally met Miss X-ray.
She was cute.
After some romantic time with Miss X-ray, he had to go back to see the doctor.
And then came the bad news.
Torn Muscle tissue.
Surgery is a possibility.




" What happen ah? "

Shout like a sissy,

It's painful now.
It's hard to move around.
My left hand shivers from time to time.
Painkiller makes me want to sleep.

Ms. X-ray

I bet You won't believe who I just met.
I met Ms. X-ray for the first time.
We spent the whole night together.
It wasn't romantic at all.
Ms. X-ray said that I've damaged my left chest muscle tissue.
Ms. X-ray then gave me her autograph and a prescription along with a certificate of attendance
The certificate says, 3 weeks MC from any light or heavy activities.


And for once, it felt so much pain typing this short post.



" Just lie down and relax. "

Liabilities.

How ironic that I actually forced myself to go on a consultation about Savings.
And I really did learn a lot.

The week was okay. Nothing to be disappointed about except with the amount in my bank.


" Are You coming? "

Mr. Sun / She called Me Sunshine

There's something dark about that sky.
I guess Mr. Sun has lost his shine a little bit.
Not too worry.
As long as Mr. Sun never loses his fire.
The World will never be in total darkness.
You know what I mean do You.


" Get well soon Sunshine. "

Human.

I totally forgotten that I'm quiet human actually.
Humans get tired if they don't get enough sleep.
Humans have high hopes.
Humans have wishful thinking.
Humans are stubborn at times.
Humans are forgetful too.
Humans make mistakes.
Some humans are beautiful.
Some are not.
No. I'm not talking about the Beauty on the surface
I'm talking about the Beauty deep inside.



I want to take up PHP.
I think it sounds nice.
Facebook is made from PHP.

Goodnight Sweet people.


" Happy Birthday to Gareth. "

She said I'm an Idiot / Major Crush.

After today, I only left with two projects.
Suddenly, I feel so motivated.
Maybe because of Yesterday late-night nagging.
You know, I like girls who nag a lot.
Just like my Mom.

And finally after so many months.
I saw her again.
The girl who always filled butterflies in my stomach.
Too bad.
We are merely Perfect Strangers.

" Jia You, two more weeks. "

Dry.

I'm running dry.
Dry of ideas.
Dry of excuses.
And Dry of Luck.


Time management is Virtue.


" Leave no Prisoners "

Adobe died.

Hey World.

Yesterday was Good.
We got 11th place.
Not bad actually.
We'll try again next year.
Hopefully, top 7.
Remember, it's not whether We can, it's whether we want to.

Now after today.
I think I'm in a real mess.
Really, real mess.
It make me want to study less.
My Adobe CS4 Flash still isn't working.
I tried all means to revive it.
I think I just have to make do with what I have now.
Maybe hopefully, without it.
I can still create something out of nothing.

And Project Muscle has officially initiate.


" 1, 2, 3, Woooosh! "

Today not my day. / Project Muscle

Today wasn't my day.
I failed my _______ test.
So blooody noob.
Okay, I'll get over it and really need to think of a plan.
I think I need an Oxygen tank.

My Adobe CS4 died on Me.
I've tried all means to revive it.
But sadly, I couldn't.
Why? Why?
Why must You died at this point of time.
I need You badly, like I need my caffeine every single day.

And I just thought of a very good plan.
No. It's not about the _______ test.
It's something even better.
I will name it, Project Muscle.


" Are You fine? "

Unity, Courage & Challenge

To get through difficulties, You've to go through them.
It's really true, You know.
You won't finish a journey, unless You continue.
Continue to keep going forward.
Continue to tell Yourself not to give up.
Continue to not let Your weaknesses and fears succumb You.
Continue to push Yourself forward if that means necessary.
And Continue not to let some bloody torns bring You down. (Yea. I like that.)

I didn't go through it alone, thankfully.
I went through it with a group of Great people.
We motivated and looked out for one another.
I think the cold and lame jokes break the ice.
Of course, I'm full of cold and lame jokes (:


" Eh! Watch out! "