This Is A Family Blog!

Once and For All...

let me stress that this is a Family Blog!

So no talking abt explicit stuff as well as things that are legitimately wrong on my tag board and also please do not spam it with your utterly not funny & interesting joke!Go & read THE ART OF JOKING!

Even an Idiot like me gets bored with it!

OK...I'm trying to finish The Chronicle of Narnia Book (It's not childish) & I shall stop here...

To Nadiana:Well what do you know...I'm still alive and the Floor Fairy* came to my rescue! (and sorry abt yesterday,it was a typo error) :D

"Keindahan itu adalah Suci

Suci itu adalah Kamu..."

138days left...

Iszwan 101. part1

Hahah...I'm so bored and Home-aloned! let's do some question&answer...

1:Iszwan On the outside!

Name: Mohamad Iszwan Bin Jaini

(you can call me Iszwan,Mohamad or Jaini but Dont call me Bin cause It has another meaning! Vina please Stop calling me monyet!)

Gender: I'm A MAN!

D.O.B: 25 February 1991

(&Vina STOP calling me an OLD MAN though I'm forgetful at times)

Current Status: Single & always mingle!

(I've a sad revelation!)

Location: Tang Lin

Occupation: Student & a filial Son

(HEHE)

Hair Colour: Black!

Eye Colour:Black!

Zodiac:Pisces

2:Iszwan On the inside!

Race:Malay

YourQuality:I'm very Positive,Optimistic,Determined,Forgiving,Compassionate and I've a great sense of humour.

(I dont give up easily)

Your Weakness: Decision making & My stupidity and carelessness

Your Fears: Failure and My mom's nag!

(She can nag all day long)

3:Past,Present&Future

Your first thought when you woke up just now: "SHIT!! LATE TO SCHOOL"

Any regret in Life [Y/N]: Y!

(A LOT!)

If you answer[Y] what was it: Cannot tell!!!

Your most missed memory: Being with my Grandmother

Your current spouse/girlfriend: I'm single!

Number of ex-girlfriends: NONE! Sadly,I've never be in a relationship!

Ever had any major crush on someone [Y/N] : Y

(My balls shrink whenever I see 'someone'!)

If [Y] who was it: Cannot tell!!

Age you planning to get married: Once I have achived my first dream!

[special QS to Iszwan] Any plan to date 'someone': Yah...after 'O'?

(For all you know, my heart beats very fast and my balls shrink to size whenerver I see 'someone'...I think I need a life support machine if I go on a date with 'someone'!)

4:Your choice!

COCA COLA or PEPSI: just plain water will do

FastFood: MacDonald! MC Spicy!!!!!

Single or Group date: Anything will do as long as there's a life support machine!

Adidas or Nike: FBT! cheaper!

Spicy or Sour: SPICY!!!!!!!

Physic or Chemistry: PHYSIC!!!

Chicken or Beef: CHICKEN!

Indoor or Outdoor: Outdoor

5:Do you...

Smoke: NO and Never will...I'm passionate abt life!!

Drink:No and Never will...

Have an Addiction/Obsession [Y/N]: N

Have a crush on someone [Y/N]: Y

Play the Guitar: HELL YEAH!!

Play the Piano: I can play and read the music score but not as flawlessly as a 6th Grader! :D

Play the Balafon: what the hell is that!

Play Soccer: YES YES YES YES!!!!

Play Badminton:YES!

Play Basketball:Not really but Strong Boon plays it!

Play Bowling:No but Ridhwan's father do!

Swim:YES!!

Rollerblading:YES!!!

Cook: HAHA! My mom barre me from the kitchen but still I know how to COOK!

(My father taught me how to cook PASTA!)

Own any Gameplayer: YES! I have xbox360 and psp!

6:Have You...

Ever copied a friend's work: Actually it's the other way round!

Ever Cheated on a test:Yes (I guess so)

Ever kissed a girl [Y/N] : No

Ever Gone on a date(If your answer is NO then your life is really sad!): NO. yah I know my life is sad !

Ever Known you are an Idiot: Yah...I know(you dont have to tell me)

Ever Believe in love: I donno :(

Ever done something bad that your parents are still unknown about it:YAH! Shhh...

Broken a Bone:Suprisingly NO! (yet)

Ever Been Tortured: Does my mom's nagging counts?

Ever been striked by lightning: I'm a filial son!

(hehe!)

Ever been proud of yourself: Once I have achived my dreams

7:In a Guy or a Girl...

GUY or GIRL: DUH...Of course GIRL!!

How about transexual: NO WAY!!!

Sexy or Smart: smart!

Short or Long Hair: Long Hair but anything will do as long as that makes her look good.

Best eye colour: Anything will do

Best Hair Colour: Anything will do

RICH or POOR: LOVE IS NOT DEFINED BY MONETARY VALUE! (CHESSY SEH!)

Younger or Older: Younger

LEGGY , BUSTY or BOOTY: LEGGY...but I dont mind as long as it's a SHE!

8:Finish the sentence...

My: life is FUN !

She: makes me shrink to nothing!

You: are one that beats my heart (corny!)

Everyone: is beautiful in his or her own way.

Love: is undeniable (Chessy seh)

Dreams: are for real

Food: is the new sex!

OK I guess that's part one...wait for part 2! I have tons of things to do and school work to catch up!!

"tak mengapa bagiku asal kau pun bahagia dalam hidupmu"

139days left

My Testimonialz...

MY Second Post! Ok...I shall spent this time to talk about myself.(incase I've an admirer)






Sadly that was me... (cute right?)

Yah! It's hard to believe that was me.So beautiful & innocent... but now...

Then years later...

Well...everyone change... I've changed from time to time. Yah, like my mind! I'm very fickle minded and I always make rash decision. Even how stupid and jinx my life is...I'm always lucky! Yah...I gt a lot of near death experiences and had never really suffered any major failures in life(yet).

Come to think of it, my life is not that boring actually although it's a bit mundane. A day in Mohamad Iszwan's life would be = FUN & AND JUST FUN! Yah, I'm fun to be with! I think I'm humorous although I laugh at my own joke (but still funnier than KH or Ridhwan!) and I'm capable of making people laugh.Yah,without me the world would be a boring place to live in!

There will be no one to disturb Jun Guang,Justus and Michelle (I like your hair!) as well as the rest of the girls in 511.There will be no crap to talk about,no prank,no one to put bottle in your bag and no one to put crap in Bradley's bag and the worst case scenario...POA lesson will be boring! I'm born into this world to bring laughter and joy to everyone.Well I could be annoying at times!.Other than capable of craking jokes...I can do tons of amazing things.

I owe no one a living except for both of my parents.Both of my parents are very strict and I've been brought up with rules (if I break them, there're always consequences).

Whenever...I talk about my dreams, most of my friends laugh at me even my father laughs(what so funny?!).Though it's a bit ambitious...but no harm trying (right?).That's why this year is the most important year! I will work harder than last year to achive what I've set for. Last year was great...5 distinction in my N-level (but still I missed one stupid point against Jazreel!).I'm optimistic and determined that I could repeat that again (yah, I'm very motivated!).

I guess that's another episode of my life & certainly more would come! :D

"mungkin ini memang

jalan takdirku

mengagumi tanpa

dicintai..."

140days left...

Introz...

Yeah! Finally the first post! what's up guys...after so much hype I've decided to enter the blogsters world (actually I've made my mind long ago well...sorry for the delay).

Well it's 1240hrs on a quiet Wednesday afternoon and I've tons of things that I should be doing.Yah I need to catch up on my sleep! For the past week ...I only slept 5 hours a day well exclude Sunday ( I did not sleep because I was trying to finish a book! and the following day was my Mother Tongue 'O' paper! Well indeed I'm an idiot.)
This year is the most important year for me cause it will decide whether I'm truly an idiot or born to have greater things in this world. Hmmm I guess that's the end of the first episode and I promise more would come (Yah next time I shall post with pictures)...Cheers everyone. :D


SLOWLY BUT SURELY...