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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

New Year!

Okay. It'll be just minutes away till 2009 is here. (thats if my mechanical clock is right lah)

And here I am, at home typing this. Initially had plans of celebrating it but, something came up last minute (which is like always). I am sorry.

So now what is there for Me? Hmm... new Year. New Resolution, I perhaps. 2008 had been a bit disappointing, I'm not gonna lie to myself but I'm content with what I have and achieved. Maybe my 2009 resolution would be, to really not get myself into more trouble. Amin.

Goodnight everyone. Enjoy the fireworks.

Oh yah, I got my phone back. So whoever You are, You can call Me now.

And, Please someone stop the war.


" Eh, can You come to work tmr morning? "

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Doing just Fine.

Hello.

Merry Christmas Everyone. I know I'm late by two days. What a Sucker I am. Sorry for the late wishes. Anyway Selamat Awal Muharram to all My muslim friends! (Muslim new year!).

So I have been doing a lot of things lately. Yah, A lot. There's a lot of changes here and there. Significant & slight, I would say.

So today, I have finally cleared my book rack & drawer! My mom has been nagging & I guess yesterday's nagging was the last straw. I took all the past years text books (FIY I still kept my sec 1 books!) and stacked to one corner (like stacko!). Gosh, You have to see it Yourself. I create my own Pisa tower! I don't know if I should throw all the books away now (there goes my Pisa tower) . Hmm... maybe I should wait for another nagging?

And, I have finally finally finally sent my handphone for service. I have been phoneless for quit some time.

And Last but not least, I did something good in return! Yea. One good deed up the list!



" Thank You Boy (: "

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

A note to Iszwan

Oh Yah You better (Yah You!) , not screw this up again! You Are already in so much trouble. Don't let Me give You a flying Fcuk Kick!

And yah, You think toooo much also. Please for Goodness sake, just don't worry too much. Oh, don't even give a damn to what people think of it. Just be yourself pls. Do it, never have second thoughts.

How are You gonna rule the World like this?


"Can I have my money back?"

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Sorry.

Sorry. I know You're Angry. I've let You down again. Promise, is a very Big Problem for Me now.


"Wear a dress & skirt."

Monday, December 22, 2008

Lion Roar!

It was Awesome, but sadly We lost.







The atmosphere was indescribable. I've never seen anything like that before. 48000 spectators, shouting their lungs out, cursing the referee & making thunderous Roar! How I wish I could have a device that could capture every moment of it. Does that such device exist? Oh Yah, there is. A videocam!

Gahh... Need to control myself a little bit here. Neeed to prioritise the most important thing first.


And Yah, will I get to experience it again? It gonna be demolished You know? I don't see the rational to that. Is it dilapidated? An eyesore? Booo!




" Tmr, I'm gonna sack all my Vietnamese workers, I'm gonna hire Thailand worker."

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Friday, December 19, 2008

Diarrhoea.

Teehee.

My Ass hurts. So I've been experimenting with alot of things lately. One of them is, mixing 6 different flavour of Vitagen drink into one. I actually didn't know that Vitagen's Tomato flavour exist. Yucks!

Well, it has been 3 hours (I think so) since I drank it. I wonder if it works.


Gahh. It better work ,or else I'm in terrible shit. Yah, terrible shit!


"Can I take a half-day Urgent leave?"

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Bugged Bodo!

Arrrgh! Fcuk! My Friendster was bugged. I believe I'm not the only victim here. Now, I look completely like a Fool. How Bad can things Be?

Friday, December 12, 2008

Oh Fingers.

Oh fingers, Oh fingers...

You know, if I continue doing this, I might break a finger or worse, lose one. So that's when Mr. Glove comes in! He save the day. It feels weird wearing a pair of gloves for like 4hours. And indeed it's unglam.

And I think I'm getting used to calls like...
"Iszwan come here, help Me."

"Iszwan, help Me push the trolley..."

"Iszwan, help Me photocopy..."

"Iszwan, help Me go fetch the..."

"Iszwan, help Me switch the..."
and the best would be...
"Iszwan it's Makan time!"


It's cool isn't it? I hope everyday would be as Fun & Not depressing as today.



"Eh I like Your Hair. How did You do it?"

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I'm a Potato!

Hello.

Okay, I've totally forgotten what I wanted to say. Lol. Nevermine, maybe next time when my brain start working properly. And Yes, I've officially killed 80% of my brain cell. Whats left are just tiny fragments of dirty and unfavourable thoughts. Hahah.

Oh yah, Farhan shared with Me some "Mature" jokes. And now, I kept thinking about it! What the Fcuk! And still, I'm laughing violently at the thought of it.

For some reasons, the day is getting longer and the night is getting shorter for Me. Not complaining! ( Yet) Well, two more months left!

Tmr is Sujuan Birthday Celebration! I guess that's something to look forward to :D



"There are three ladies. A Brunette, An Asian & A Blond..."

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

First step.

For once, I've made a decision. And I'll stick to it.

I always have problem in making decision. How I wish I could peek into the future. Maybe not? If I could do such thing, maybe there's no thrill to life. So God is being nice to Me. Everyday, I'm given another chance by Him to determine what the future holds for Me and change for the Better.

Thank God.


I wanted to buy a Bicycle, so that I can save $3 everyday to work. But My Dad disapproved and He threatened to cut my ____ if I ever bought one secretly. That shows that My Dad has little belief in Me. Or maybe, He thinks that risking My Life on the jam-packed road so that I can save $3 a day, isn't just worth it?

Well, atleast I'm saved for now.



"I think I saw this promotion at Holland V"

Monday, December 1, 2008

Bitch!

I've never done this before. This will be a different approach. I'm slowly opening more about my life and all those beautiful People in My (not so wonderful) life.


This post is dedicated specially to You since You wanted it so much! See! I'm such a good friend. (I'm not Your slave!)



I guess You should have reached Australia by now. Anyway, You're Suck! Hahah.

So yah, how should I start it. Hmm... Let's time travel!

She's a Bitch! Hahah. It's not a typical Romeo & Juliet love story. Where the hero and heroin risked through Hell just so that they can be together Forever and Ever. There's no Romance! It just a typical story when a boy meets a girl. I found it very amusing. As I look back, I wonder how in the first place we became so closed.

First, We got to know each other just a few months back. Second, We weren't as closed as this when we first Met, We were enemies! Hahah. And third, She's a Bitch! I still remember the first thing She ever said to Me. And it went like this...
"Eh You, go away lah! I want to sitt next to Cynthia!"

So We had the same language class. Ironically, She came from the "Best" Express class, but She never beat Me in test! ( okay she beat Me once only!) Hahah. For the next three months We had to sit next to each other. And believe Me, it was Hell! She would pinch Me, vandalise My Practice paper, take my pencil case away and hide it somewhere far away, copy my work, "force" Me to do Her practice paper and last but not least... We would crack beautiful jokes! (okay, the last one is not much of a hell). I was the Victim! ( Not the other way round huh!)

Somehow, Someway We became closed. When We couldn't get enough of each other, We would argue for hours on the phone or Msn. Seriously, We don't talk, We argue! By the way, Nelson and Ridhwan thought We had a relationship. Hahaha. Omg, that's suicide!
Every time We talked, We always ended up arguing with each other. At first We would start talking about random stuff before not too long, We would argue again and over again! It's cool right? But I really enjoy it. Hahaha











We argued a lot! lol. Some of the recent conversation.

As a friend She's really spice up my life! So Boys, She's Single! And She's not a bad choice if You want to make her as a Girlfriend, but I've to say that She's a tough nut to crack! Oh yah, better buy some good insurance policy too! (cause She can get Very violent at times)





I guess, everyone will face separation in their Life at some point. It's totally suck because She going to leave for Australia soon for Good. Yes, For Good. I guess separation is unavoidable. But Hey, You ( Yah YOU!) will always have the friend in Me! I'm Your Angel! Hahaha.

So You better not forget about Me! If You do, I will be soo Angry with You! (Okay, I lie) And You owe Me a Present!
And I think I really need to buy a skype phone. Cause that way, I don't have to burn a hole in my pocket when I get my monthly phone bills!



"See You in December!"