14th Day... What Happened to English Premier League?

Hello World!

Yesterday was far the craziest week of the (new) 2008/2009 English Premier League Campaign.



Initially, I had plans of watching it with my father but (what do you know?) He dumped Me and watched it with his friends at some luxury Sports lounge! Which I doubt so. My dear mom? She went to some festivities in the Mosque. So yah, I was home-alone and feeling a bit dejected ):

ANW... LIVERPOOL ROCKS!

Well I didn't expect Liverpool to come out from a shocking (okay I shit in my pants when Tevez scored the first goal. Literally) one goal down to claim the victory! Got to admit, ManU was a tough cookie! But I think Xabi Alonso was instrumental in Liverpool's Victory against ManU. Okay, Screw Rafa Benitez for wanting to sell him for just a packet of Potatoes and Syrups to Arsenal! And Reira who? Never heard of that name but he certainly got balls! And my god, 31million pounds Bulgarian Targetman; he has the most expensive pair of legs on the field lah but somehow he wasn't up to mark against Liverpool. Maybe He had a bad sex ,the previous night. Hahah.

I realise one thing about English Premier League this year than of a decade ago. The game is really getting 'Dirty'! No,don't get Me wrong.I'm not talking about the aggressiveness of the game. Soccer is indeed an aggressive game ,yet the most beautiful and entertaining! What I'm referring is the latest trend in English Premier League. Yah! It's really 'Dirty' and Tainted!

Well a decade ago, English Premier League was one of the most competitive Soccer tournament in the world. Maybe some would remember the likes of Ian Wright, Robbie Fowler, Micheal Owen, Dwight Yorke and truckloads more.Everyone is such a maestro with the ball and with so much talent in them.Whenever teams competed with each other, there's soo many to look forward for. A team might from the start of the season, be right at the top of the table but come the end of the season that team may fall to second place. I still remember the 2001/2002 season. Liverpool was constantly at the top of the table but came May 2002 and with just four games to winning the League, (Arggh...) Liverpool succumbed the top spot and Arsenal won the League with four points difference. Soccer that time was very unpredictable ,yet very competitive and entertaining. Well, I don't know how many sleepless night I had. But it's indeed tough to swallow the fact.

Now, English Premier League is the BIGGEST league in the world , with millions of viewers all around the world tuning to it almost every weekends! But somehow, I feel that English Premier League now is losing something and lacking what that English Premier League a decade ago had. That competitive spirit! Everyone knows that English Premier League is the BIGGEST shit in this world. Even the Ah Pecks and Nyonyas at the market know about it!

You can see these Ah Pecks almost every weekend in the coffeeshop watching free-to-air English Games (sounds familiar?) but wait, they are not supporting their favourite teams, rather the teams that they have heavily bet on. Hmm... I wonder if I would be like them when I become an Ah Peck one frightening day?

Back to the topic. What makes English Premier League 'Dirty' and 'Tainted' is that most English clubs (70%) are owned by Foreign Rich Bastards who greed for Power, Dominance, Fame from what this League may offer. They are Bastards because they think they have all the money in this world ,and so they buy an English Football Club and sign all the greatest soccer players that they can get and (worst) they think that with their financial backing, they could win the League and form the BIGGEST team in the world. They employed many tricks just to get a hold of the Ownership of the football club even though the ex-owners were reluctant. These bastards spent so much on the Transfer Market that they disrupted the Competitiveness of English Premier League games and caused an inflation in everything that has to do with it. (You people don't see the bigger picture, don't You?) An example, when a club which is (just) bought by a Rich Bastard overnight, buys so many new players at an extravagant fee each, this will resulted in the increased in Expenses of the Club and in turn the ticket price will have to be increased and this would create a snowball effect and eventually hurt the supporters! WE! Don't You see people? Why is Starhub charging so much for Soccer channels? Well, this is because of the inflation caused by those bastards!

And to add to that misery, English Premier League is losing or (maybe) has already lost that Competitive spirit. A decade ago maybe, the team with good teamwork and workmanship would win the League but now, the most expensive team will win the league. Remember Chealsea? A mid-table performer football club suddenly became a Powerhouse in the English Premier League overnight after a Rich and Oily Russian bought the club. It's rather boring to watch them playing.Each time, it's like watching newly promoted Stoke City vs Billion dollar Chealsea Team... it's clear cut already, We know who'd win. It's like Me playing soccer with a bunch of Primary 6 students whom have yet to reach their puberty lah! Hahah.

It's sicked isn't it? There will be a non-stop of VICIOUSLY-BORING CYCLE. They will continue recruiting the best players at extravagant fee and then form an utmost formidable team and win the league, while those teams who couldn't afford such star players will just remain at the same level.

Russian Oily Empire

Just two weeks ago, Man City Football Club was bought by some oil Rich Middle-East Losers. And in just one day, they spent a FREAKING 50million pounds on players. Well, one of the signing caught the limelight - ROBINHO for a fee of 32million pounds! They even had the nerves to wanting to sign Fernando Torres for a fee of 50million pounds! But I can't help myself to laugh my ass out at them. The new owners even issued a statement that in 5 years time... Man City will be the Biggest Soccer Team in the world after ManU and Liverpool! Well, certainly it has sent some spine-chilling horror to most of the rival teams. But freak lah... 32million pound?
Let see what I can get with that kind of money...

32 million can get Me... At least 32 Bugatti Veyron Cars! OMG! What a Sexy Outline! 32 million pounds can get Me... a caslte in the outskirt of East-Europe!

And Holly Siht! 32 million pounds can get Me... MILLIONS of Mc Spicy in this WORLD!

Yes, my dear readers, I'm saddened by what has happened to English Primer League. They think that money can buy anything.This Bastards need to get some music into their OILY ears ,and get this message into their bloody heads that... At the end of the day, Soccer is just a Game!


N.U! Hahah.

31days left...

"Hahah...You suck! Tevez scores"